Some random musings

Just as I was about to end off my second entry, it dawned upon me that I got quite perked up and started rambling on something serious. It just dampens the atmosphere.

As the not-so proud owner of this blog, I have intention to choreograph my chapters of life into a journey of fun, laughter and joy , er, the off beaten track I have been and will be trekking.

Not so much of my daily routines like how I scrub my pubic area, what's for breakfast kind of thing but more of what's unusual happening around me. Oh come on, I am pretty sure you guys are just curious about my fuck' up thoughts and the fuck' up things I have committed and not forgetting the fuck' up experiences I am undergoing.

Okay, here's one encounter:

I was accompanying my friend, G, for a smoke outside my apartment. Then, there was a crowd of drunk kiwis gathered somewhere near us. I mean they were already there as a crowd. One guy looked adjacently at us and shouted, "Hey, you smoke pole?" which obviously referring to my friend.

G gave a smile and muttered something under his breathe. As we walked further away, I turned around and asked G what "smoke pole" means. Acting intelligent, he replied that it could be smoking wheat (a.k.a marijuna) or popping some designer pills (ecstacy). Nodding in silence, I took his shit answer and put the matter behind me.

The next day, same shit happened to us and this time round, I asked my kiwi mate, Scott about the slang "smoke pole" and to my shocking revelation, the kiwi slang for "smoke pole" actually refers to sucking the anatomy of a man's reproductive organ.

Excellent. The moral of the story is NEVER GET CLOSE TO A PISSED KIWI or else he asks you to smoke pole.

So people, today's takeaway is understanding the definition of the kiwi slang "smoke pole"

Signing off.